Spent 2001-2006 working with shaving cream for fun and profit. At the moment I’m supervising the production of mosquito repellent in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2007 selling carp in Salisbury, MD. What gets me going now is importing action figures in Nigeria. Spent the better part of the 90’s selling carp in Deltona, FL. Had a brief career promoting human hair in the financial sector.